As soon as Abraham turned one I got the next question on life’s “Annoying Questions that Everyone Asks You” list. You know, there’s, “When are you guys gonna make it official?” and, “When can we expect a little Cohen?”
Now, apparently, the in-fad question is:

“When is Abraham going to get a little brother or sister?”
Here are the answers I’m considering:

  1. Are you propositioning me?
  2. As soon as I figure out how I ended up with this one.
  3. How long is the gestational period if I don’t ever have sex again?
  4. When we find the store that sells them. Cheap.
  5. The next time you feel like carrying a human around in your stomach and then pushing it out of your vagina.
  6. I don’t know.
  7. Abe already has a brother and a sister named Charlie and Bella.
  8. When are you going to become a surrogate?
  9. Who is Abraham?

Any others you want to add to the list?

4 Comments on #2

  1. Mary
    September 14, 2011 at 9:39 am (9 years ago)

    Oh, gee. My husband is from China and we’re only allowed to keep the one.

    • admin
      September 14, 2011 at 9:53 am (9 years ago)

      Good one.

  2. Maya
    September 14, 2011 at 12:04 pm (9 years ago)

    My typical response…”Once Fiona learns how to change diapers.”

  3. Kelly Umbelina
    September 14, 2011 at 8:42 pm (9 years ago)

    None of your business beyotch! I don’t ask about your sex life perv!


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