Abe’s little friend came over to play today and several things became abundantly clear:
1. In many ways, 2 is easier than 1.
2. A $10 blow up kiddie pool is worth more than my mortgage.
3. Clothing is optional.
4. Two kids, two bowls, two snacks. They will immediately want what the other has and then you give it to them and they eat it. Game over.
5. Children do not need toys. They need boxes and rocks.
In summation, Abraham’s second birthday will be held nude in the kiddie pool with rocks and boxes and snacks. Please bring more rocks and boxes.